So in English we were told to pick out a book from a pile and read it, so I picked a book called Louis de Bernieres, Captain Corelli's Mandolin.
This book is extremely confusing, at first there was a man with a pea in his ear, then there was a canon and a guy who hates cats? I haven't even figured out where its set although I think it might be set in France evidence being the names and the hating of cats.
Also there was a priest who was in a church behind a screen and he needed to pee, but he didn't want to leave because he would get seen, and wouldn't get any more gifts so he drunk wine, peed in the bottle and then got alcohol poisoning I predict that he will survive the alcohol poisoning.
